TabooDiver 22 day.agoWhat makes a sound that goes "Clip clop clip clop clip clop BAM clip clop"?An Amish drive by.
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So blind people could hate them too
Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog...
Break her fingers, so she can't tell anyone
His family are said to be shaken but not stirred.
Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth.
Because he can't do stand up
The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
Cause they have to.
Are You Tighter Than a Fifth Grader?
Cervical cancer
Because there are targets on every corner.
One, if it is a man.
Look for the cardboard sign.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That's the best I've done so far.
Most of the german genocides can be swept under the carpet
She started her period. Edit: This joke courtesy of the homeless guy outside the 7-11. I tipped him a beer.
The whites are usually pretty useless
The Nazi
When you dump a load in the washer, It will not follow you around for two months.
It got a million stars.
Go ahead, call the police, we'll see who comes first.
The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen.
One is on the cover of Playboy and one is on the cover of National Geographic.
I feel bad for muslims because they are all portrayed as being angry people I just think they just have a short fuse
38 Cent
"Oh say can you see..."
A crime fighter. __ xpost - r/sickipedia
He wasn't invited
Traction in the mud
"I feel like a kid again!"
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